Tag Archives: sarcasm

And that’s what happens when you’re a loser

There’s a difference between me and every girl you meet. Oops, I sent this post prematurely. not that anyone who reads this will actually know that, Kelly. But now they do, AND they know you talk to yourself. Smooth. Seriously … Continue reading

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It’s hard to tell what’s going on here.

Random facts that may make you judge whether or not I’m even qualified to have a blog.. if there’s qualifications for this, I’m fucked I love jeopardy. I cannot spell jeopardy. Every time I spell out jepoardy and then think … Continue reading

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So maybe I do have a list addiction. I’ll write you a list about why.

I feel like I’ve written a lot of posts and all I’ve told anyone about me is what I don’t like about myself. Because it’s easier to talk about what’s wrong and what I don’t like than to talk about … Continue reading

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May flowers and stupid wedding showers

I went to a wedding shower this weekend. First off, why do they call them showers? I enjoy showers. I do not enjoy wedding showers. Or baby showers, since we’re on the topic. However, if you get my family in … Continue reading

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Life is a journey and this one isn’t inspirational

I’ve written funny things before. I’ve written a lot of funny things. Except I wrote them as someone else and I didn’t realize it until this moment but it dims the shine of the fact that I’ve written a lot … Continue reading

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And I never thought I’d learn anything about myself while doing laundry

Ok so I’m sitting in my car outside the laundromat and I can’t help thinking this is as bad as it gets. Alright, I’m exaggerating because inside the laundromat are 2 screaming kids who kept walking in my path even … Continue reading

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It’s like everyone is against me and I don’t even know why

Okay, this is going to be one of those poor me moments. So yes, I’m also pouring myself a drink. For those of you that don’t know as much about addiction as I do and not because I’m an addict. … Continue reading

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