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And that’s what happens when you’re a loser

There’s a difference between me and every girl you meet. Oops, I sent this post prematurely. not that anyone who reads this will actually know that, Kelly. But now they do, AND they know you talk to yourself. Smooth. Seriously … Continue reading

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It’s hard to tell what’s going on here.

Random facts that may make you judge whether or not I’m even qualified to have a blog.. if there’s qualifications for this, I’m fucked I love jeopardy. I cannot spell jeopardy. Every time I spell out jepoardy and then think … Continue reading

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List of reasons I shouldn’t have a baby

Ok so I’ve been thinking today about how cute babies are and how I just want to cuddle them and even when they cry I’m like awwww so here is a list of reasons it’s a good thing I don’t … Continue reading

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I don’t think this is what life is supposed to be like.

Let me preface this by saying, I don’t know what an exciting Friday night is anymore. but I certainly know what it isn’t Things I know it doesn’t involve: -Cleaning up your roommate’s mess -Accidentally spilling garbage all over yourself … Continue reading

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Nobody even asked if I wanted to sign up for this.

It’s been a while since I’ve written. I know, I know. I’m disappointed too. Oh wait, you were happy about that? Ok,¬†fuck you. Sorry, I’m fighting with myself. Lately, I’ve realized that being an adult, kind of fucking sucks. Like, … Continue reading

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And you thought you were crazy but you aren’t even in the race

I do squats every day so that when I’m at home in yoga pants I can look really good.. For myself. Sometimes I do the same thing except with my hair. Then I look in the mirror and I pretend … Continue reading

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