Ok so I’m sitting in my car outside the laundromat and I can’t help thinking this is as bad as it gets.
Alright, I’m exaggerating because inside the laundromat are 2 screaming kids who kept walking in my path even though their dad kept telling them to watch out.
kids never watch out
Invincible little bastards.
I’ll admit I’m 25 and a total child-hater.
That’s probably why I don’t have any.
ok ok, it’s also because I never have sex and if I do it’s protected but I never do so that’s not even the point
Great move Kelly, now the 10 people who read your blog know you aren’t getting laid.
So maybe I like to make you appreciate the sex you’re getting.
A car alarm just went off in the parking lot. Which reminds me, it should be totally acceptable to punch someone in the face who sets off their car alarm.
Unless it’s me, but let’s be honest I don’t do that because I’m perfect.
Okay fine, I’m not perfect but I’ve seriously never done that so maybe your standards of perfection are way too fuckin high.
Have you noticed I yell at all of you a lot when I write?
Wow, total realization that it’s not my crappy writing that keeps people from reading my blog, it’s all my yelling and acting like you’re terrible people.
But it’s my blog and I’ll write what I want to, write what I want to, write what I want to. You would write mean stuff too if this all happened to you.
If you sung that last part in your head, we just became best friends.
Don’t worry, I’ll wait for you to go back and read it until you realize the tune.
And we’re back.
Still at the laundromat.
If you want to learn about yourself, go to a laundromat and find out how much patience you have for the people in it.
fuck. I think I’m evil.
Nevermind, disregard that lesson. It totally doesn’t work or tell you anything about yourself and WHATEVER UNIVERSE, I GET IT. THE LESSON IS I’M A BITCH.
So that’s what this is about.
That sometimes, when you’re at the most annoying place north of Minneapolis, you find yourself not wanting to listen to someone talk about the stains on their bedding.
My advice? Invest in a washer & dryer.