Monthly Archives: April 2013

It’s like everyone is against me and I don’t even know why

Okay, this is going to be one of those poor me moments. So yes, I’m also pouring myself a drink. For those of you that don’t know as much about addiction as I do and not because I’m an addict. … Continue reading

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List of reasons I shouldn’t have a baby

Ok so I’ve been thinking today about how cute babies are and how I just want to cuddle them and even when they cry I’m like awwww so here is a list of reasons it’s a good thing I don’t … Continue reading

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I don’t think this is what life is supposed to be like.

Let me preface this by saying, I don’t know what an exciting Friday night is anymore. but I certainly know what it isn’t Things I know it doesn’t involve: -Cleaning up your roommate’s mess -Accidentally spilling garbage all over yourself … Continue reading

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I wouldn’t even read this one.

Let me start by saying I’m not always humorous. I’m not always sarcastic. I hope I’m not the only one who uses it to cover up how I’m feeling sometimes. To be honest, today is a bad day. I have … Continue reading

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Nobody even asked if I wanted to sign up for this.

It’s been a while since I’ve written. I know, I know. I’m disappointed too. Oh wait, you were happy about that? Ok,¬†fuck you. Sorry, I’m fighting with myself. Lately, I’ve realized that being an adult, kind of fucking sucks. Like, … Continue reading

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If I have to stay awake forever, one of us is going to die at the end (hint: you)

Rather than write about anything significant because let’s be honest my life is a fucking wreck right now, I’m just going to let you in on the secret of how I get to sleep. Now to be honest, I didn’t … Continue reading

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If there’s one thing I hate it’s that my titles are funnier than my entries

When my mind is clouded, I can’t write. My mind is clouded. The load I’m carrying is beyond heavy. Health, jobs, family, new places to live are all making it very difficult to make light of my life. motherfuckers. Sometimes … Continue reading

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